Merry Christmas from TheBeauty TheBeast

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!

We hope you left out the good cookies and a nice cold glass of milk.

Since Santa has such a lot of deliveries, and a massive job, we decided to give him some ooey-gooey choc chip cookies with a big glass of ice cold Kahlua and milk.

There was talk of a carton but we didn’t want Santa getting pulled over by the North Pole Patrol!

We hope the (good) Santa brought you all your favourite toys! And we hope they came with plenty of lube and toy cleaner too! It would be like getting that hot, new RC car without the batteries!

We’d love to know what your favourite present is this year. It doesn’t have to be a sex toy.

TheBeauty and I hope you have a very merry and horny Christmas.

We send all our viewers, followers and fans blessings for great day!

We know you might not want to spend it with family, but remember they’re always there for you and a few hours isn’t going to kill you! (fingers crossed)

Here are some pictures we hope will help you get through the hours with family! But we’re sure you won’t need them!

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