Rating Masturbators of Masturbation Month

During Masturbation Month there was quite a lot of masturbation going on. We’re sure you wouldn’t be surprised by that but you might have missed the fun we were having. Axel was having a lot of fun with his range of toys.

It was even more fun as a handful of fans paid to keep the fun on Discord.

But Axel wants to share his favorite masturbators and rate them so you good time friends can shop for quality masturbators.

Of course there’s quite a selection and you can see the range here or keep reading!

With over 20 masturbators, it was quite a month of beating the meat.

This list covers the ones that were used during the Discord live events which were decided by the community. I showed off the collection and talked about what I like about them, how they felt using them and how frequently they were used.

But the group got to decide which ones got used and whether they were filled or covered. Spoiler: they were all used as cum dumps.

Stacy

This particular masturbator comes as a dual use toy. Pussy and anal play with different texture for each and different tightness for the pussy and anus. The pussy part takes more cock while the anus part is a little tighter to enter but after some use it loosens.

My preference is to use the pussy, the texture is nice on the cock, tickles my head more and feels good on entry. With the anus free, I will either insert a dildo or vibrator. The vibes are always great to enjoy but there’s something more exciting using a dildo for that double penetration joy. To be honest the texture of the anal cavity is not as pleasant as the pussy but still good, my preference just happens to be to use the pussy.

Stacy has had a pretty good work out and she has been used as a cum dump on nearly every occasion simply because I can’t pull out fast enough.

Rating: 7/10

Jane

She’s a dual use toy but as you can see, if you have an average size cock you’re going to fill that pussy. And to be honest, using the anal passage is not as great as you would think. It is too tight, even when I’m not fully erect so I generally use her pussy.

The texture feels amazing and this toy makes for great training for cum control and edging play. It’s also great to just use your tip to enter her, teasing yourself and Jane before pushing deep inside. The vaginal texture is pretty good and there’s room inside for most guys, but that tiny hole makes for all the fun.

Jane’s been my cum dump on plenty of occasions but she’s also had her pussy coated in thick cum too. Time it just right and you can cover her pussy and splash anyone or anything that’s nearby.

Rating: 6/10

Crystal

Like Jane, Crystal has been used a lot. I think this masturbator is one of the first I purchased. There are 2 holes to plunder – pussy and ass.

The texture for the ass is not amazing and even when new it was not that great with little sensation other than it being tight. However the pussy had a good range of texture with different pattern used from entrance to the bottom.

One of the advantages of Crystal was being able to use her ass for a bullet vibrator.

With the vibrator going, it definitely increased the level of sensation and excitement. Crystal is light and easily used with one hand which was always useful especially as I got hornier and drove my cock in harder and faster.

But time as not been so kind to Crystal. Admittedly, I did get balls deep with Crystal thanks to my viewers and their urging. I do wish a different one was selected but the fans had spoken and so Crystal got a good working over and filled with cum. It was pretty good seeing my cum ooze out as I pulled my cock out.

Rating: 5/10

Annie

Annie is one of my favorite masturbators.

She is a dual use toy but as you can see, if you have an average size cock you’re going to fill that pussy just like Crystal. This masturbator feels great to use which ever channel you decide to use.

The sleeve texture is very different between the pussy and ass. Each has great combination of ridges and bumps and nodules located all the way to end of each channel. Whether you wanna go for the breeder/pregnancy kink pleasure or go for the Greek style, you’re gonna have a good time.

But this is one of my favorites because it includes a relatively unique feature, which is the motion activated vibrator and speaker. When you first enter Annie you will get good vibes but what really enhances it, is the gasping moan that immediately reminds me of those occasions of pleasuring less experience ladies.

The vibrator/speaker combo is very responsive so as you can feel yourself let go and get faster, deeper and harder there is a corresponding response. And frankly that can really encourage you go wild and really get balls deep.

Between the texture of either the pussy or ass and the vibrator/speaker, it would be a guy with cosmic stamina that wouldn’t want to get crazy. This is one of those masturbators that makes you think really hard about choosing a different one.

Definitely a lot of fun had, especially with an audience. When I was done, it was a delight to see my cum oozing out before I had even pulled out. The only real draw back is making sure the vibrator/speaker is properly inserted so it doesn’t fall out while you go for it. (Unlike many other masturbators with similar features, you can detach the unit to make it easier to clean her without damaging the unit.)

Add Annie to your collection!

Rating: 9.5/10

Holly

These were among the first masturbators I got and how could I not when it came as a bundle!

They were really handy whenever I was away from Yuka and needing some attention. Holly was good fun, reliable but nothing too special. The vaginal toy was tight with the sleeve having a good texture but nothing that would make me write about it. The anal toy was super tight but a little too smooth, which meant the toy always relied on the tightness being the main feature.

Holly’s mouth was probably the best of the three. The sleeve that had really good texture. Spitting on my cock while using it added to the sensation of getting a blow job.

Each of them was long enough to accommodate my big cock. To be honest I always enjoyed pushing my cock till I could see the toys bulging at the ends with my cock.

I did have a great time using Holly with the viewers cheering me on but Holly wouldn’t have been my first choice, not even the second or third. Like Crystal, Holly has lost the appeal and will only be used if I’m away since the size of the 3 toys makes for easy packing with luggage, even if the trip is only being away for a day.

Rating: 4/10

Ivy, Sonia & Cathy

You have already met my sex dolls and know how much I enjoy using them. They didn’t get as much time over the month as expected but when they did get their turn, hot damn did I enjoy using them.

They have realistic features, and if I were blindfolded I’d swear they were real. Only Sonia has 3 usable holes where Ivy and Cathy have two. The textures of their pussies and asses feel great and entering them always makes me a little bit harder and hornier.

I was very excited when the fans decided that these 3 would be used together. It was unexpected but it definitely got the dirty mind racing and the cock throbbing as I moved into a few different positions. With the realistic features and the sensation of their pussies on my cock, I struggled to last longer than a few minutes.

But it was a lot of fun and Ivy got a huge cream pie. It was hot watching my cum dribble out of her pussy.

Rating: 9/10

Alien Encounter

I’ve used a whole lot of masturbators and to be honest while many of them have been lots of fun to use, I wanted something different.

You know something a little more taboo. Something that would make using a masturbator exciting again. I wanted to stick my big white cock into something that wasn’t a “pussy”, “ass” or “mouth”.

After just putting “weird masturbator” into Google, I was surprised and a little excited that there were a whole bunch of masturbators that weren’t either male, female or trans. Instead I found myself exploring “alien” or “monster” masturbators.

I saw this one and my cock stirred. I could feel myself wanting to stuff my cock into it and wear it like a weird looking condom. So I placed my order and a couple of weeks later my alien encounter arrived.

This one only has the one hole to fuck. Pushing my knob into it was met with ridges and bumps that got me worked up more and the sleeve has a wonderful texture. It has bumps and ridges in strange places and really gripped my cock in a way other masturbators were no longer doing.

And when the harem selected this one, I was pretty thrilled. I think anyone watching would’ve seen just how excited.

I was super hard and just went to town. I was balls deep, grunting and calling it dirty names. It really felt good with the sleeve feeling so different. I don’t think I lasted more than 5 minutes but damn was it a hot 5 minutes.

It was also a major turn on seeing my thick white cum dribbling out of a blue cunt. The only draw back is that the entrance isn’t as malleable which when I’m really horny is a nice touch you get with regular pussy masturbators.

Rating: 8/10

Space Freak

This masturbator is quite similar to the blue alien which is why they have the same score. The sleeve for this space freak is different with some great texture throughout the sleeve. It does lack the initial texture but the hole is narrower creating a tighter fit.

And tighter for a masturbator is better when you’re exploring new variations.

Again the choosing of this masturbator was met with excitement, a rock hard cock and a beast of an attitude as I got busy and balls deep.

It ended with a huge load and cum oozing out of a green hole which was pretty satisfying. Made me feel like Master Chief using a covenant for sexual release.

Rating: 8/10

Panting Fun

When I showed off this masturbator it was hard to describe exactly what it was supposed to look like.

It does look like something that is taboo. Something that would make using a masturbator exciting again. I wanted to stick my big white cock into something that wasn’t a “pussy”, “ass” or “mouth”.

After just putting “weird masturbator” into Google, I was surprised and a little excited that there were a whole bunch of masturbators that weren’t either male, female or trans. Instead I found myself exploring “alien” or “monster” masturbators.

I saw this one and my cock stirred. I could feel myself wanting to stuff my cock into it and wear it like a weird looking condom. So I placed my order and a couple of weeks later my alien encounter arrived.

This one only has the one hole to fuck. Pushing my knob into it was met with ridges and bumps that got me worked up more and the sleeve has a wonderful texture. It has bumps and ridges in strange places and really gripped my cock in a way other masturbators were no longer doing.

And when the harem selected this one, I was pretty thrilled. I think anyone watching would’ve seen just how excited.

I was super hard and just went to town. I was balls deep, grunting and calling it dirty names. It really felt good with the sleeve feeling so different. I don’t think I lasted more than 5 minutes but damn was it a hot 5 minutes.

It was also a major turn on seeing my thick white cum dribbling out of a blue cunt. The only draw back is that the entrance isn’t as malleable which when I’m really horny is a nice touch you get with regular pussy masturbators.

Rating: 9/10

Horsey Play

When I showed of this toy, it is pretty apparent what this toy is supposed to be. And when you think about it, it is firmly at the taboo end. We discussed it for all of 5 minutes and despite the packaging talking about “horse play”, it resembles a bovine to us.

But I could be very wrong.

Like the previous toy, my big white cock started to stir when I saw this toy, and kept stirring as I read through the description. By the time I got to the end of information available I knew that I want to stuff my cock into it.

With 2 channels to use, it was hard to choose when using for the 1st time.

The young bull in me wanted to go for the top hole given it looks tighter, but the experienced bull won out. Frankly, I’m glad it did.

The ridges and bumps at the entrance definitely tickle your knob in exactly the way you would hope. It made me harder and keener to ravage that hole. Entering the “pussy” felt great with the sleeve having variety of ridges that ticked every inch.

It has a wonderful texture and is easily deep enough to fit the vast majority of penis owners.

Exploring the hole with my cock was pleasure and word to the wise, don’t go in wanting to pound away as hard as you can. You will get much more joy out of it by going at an easy pace to begin with.

Don’t worry you will get to the pounding part soon enough.

Like the other one, you have to work your cock in with the opening not really letting you to spread it wider to accommodate those of us with girthy dicks. But that does add to the initial excitement and sensation when you use it.

Not gonna lie, I was very horned up using this masturbator with viewers being quite sure about my excitement levels. The first use of it almost reminded me of the first time I had sex; I super hard, super horny and tried to last as long as I could but probably only made it to the 5 minute mark.

Exploding into this masturbator felt like a strange and exhilarating thrill. It was enhanced by seeing how much cum came out when I finally took my cock out.

If you want to try something entirely different to your usual masturbator then these are definitely the way to go imho. Don’t worry you get over their resemblance to certain creatures really quickly.

Rating: 9/10

I want to send a huge thank you to my pervert friends for new additions to try.

It’s really something special since I had not expected you guys to hit up my wishlist. Truly awesome and believe me I have no problem adding more toys to the collection.

The new toys that are on their way:

• Pussidon
• Sea spirit
• Brainiac
• Alien flower

So as you can tell there are going to be a few more sessions of masturbator fun.

It might sound crazy but using the “weird” ones really got me into such a dirty place. The brain definitely when from sexy imagination to dirty mind is almost record time!

A few times I was actually so horned up and thinking so many dirty thoughts that I swear I was drooling on myself.

If I did, I didn’t care and no-one else seemed to care either.

Help me keep growing my collection of masturbators with your generosity by buying through these wishlists:

• Amazon
• Lovense
• Adult Toy Mega Store

Have you got a weird masturbator? Let me know about it! Maybe I’ll have to give it a try.

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